marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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