I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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