As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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