Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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