Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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