Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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