i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
