I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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