Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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