Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
