I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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