We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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