it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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