How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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