Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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