That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
