this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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