On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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