Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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