All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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