But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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