One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Drake has all the answers
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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