I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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