And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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