Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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