i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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