Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Panties = found
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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