bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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