Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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