so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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