Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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