It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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