Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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