who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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