Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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