Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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