covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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