He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Enjoy the penises
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
