Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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