He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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