High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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