I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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