I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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