After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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