its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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