Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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