It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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