I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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