Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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