It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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