Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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