Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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