Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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