We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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